For your health: Write comments!

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Deuce

Deuce: Sitz! No one can comment on Cinematic Attic unless they have a WordPress account! Sitz: You're crapping with me, right?! Deuce: No, man, seriously. Sitz: We gotta do something...now! Deuce: No, YOU gotta do something, 'cause I'm too lazy, ok? [click] Sitz: Wait! Deuce! ...Deuce? This was an actual transcription of a conversation between these two gentlemen on a cold, stormy night last week. Well, Sitz fixed Cinematic Attic so that anyone can comment! You just type in your comment, Read more [...]

Deuce’s Backyard Theatre and what it means for you

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Deuce

I've been waiting since December 25th to post this very special announcement. Even though this is a big part of it, I'm not announcing that my wife, Sam, gave me a projector for Christmas. What I want to announce is that... Djake, Sam, and I successfully watched a whole movie, using the projector...outside under the stars. The way movies were meant to be watched. As Joe Bob Briggs says, "The drive-in will never die." Or, in this case, the backyard theatre... We were celebrating May the 4th, National Read more [...]

Djake Returns To Review The Worst Marvel Movie Yet!

Posted on May 11, 2013 by Djake

I haven't written a review in a very long time. There were lots of reasons, the main reasons being, A.) I am very lazy and 2.) I had a horrible experience a month ago when my VERY long treatise on David Bowie's new album in 10 years, The Next Day, was unceremoniously deleted when I tried adding pictures. I felt like WordPress had betrayed me and I felt like it would be cowardly to turn back to it. I have decided that was completely idiotic and finally found a movie that sparked my opinions enough Read more [...]

The Man Who Couldn’t Cry (At Movies) Meets His Match

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Ryan

To call Hachi a "tearjerker" is not quite correct. Hachi will jerk tears out of you, sure. But Hachi will also haunt your emotions. Hachi will punch your heart in the balls. Hachi will grab your tear tear ducts, hold a gun to their heads, and blindfold them in the bank safe, holding them hostage until the police meet its demands --namely: a helicopter; a million dollars in unmarked, nonconsecutive bills; and a single tear to trickle down every viewer's cheek. Read more [...]

May the 4th Be With You

Posted on May 4, 2013 by Deuce

Happy Star Wars Day, everybody! Be sure to enjoy a Star Wars movie or two, or three... or six if you're into that. Other activities you might think about to help you in the celebration: 1) Pull the ears off a Gundark. 2) Drink blue milk. 3) Head on over to your nearest Tosche Station and pick up some power converters. 4) Stand on your head and float a rock with your mind. 5) Enjoy a good ol' fashioned game of Dejarik. Just remember, though, to let the wookie win. 6) Adopt an Ewok. If you're Read more [...]

Singles

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Ryan

When I originally heard of this movie, it was billed as something like "Cameron Crowe's tribute to the 90s Seattle Grunge scene." I wouldn't call it that, exactly, although it does feature (acting) performances from a few members of Pearl Jam and Soundgarden. It's basically about people in their 20s and 30s trying to date in Seattle. I went into this movie really wanting to like it, since I think Cameron Crowe is generally great. But then I spent the first half of the movie disliking so many things Read more [...]