Deuce: Sitz! No one can comment on Cinematic Attic unless they have a WordPress account!
Sitz: You're crapping with me, right?!
Deuce: No, man, seriously.
Sitz: We gotta do something...now!
Deuce: No, YOU gotta do something, 'cause I'm too lazy, ok? [click]
Sitz: Wait! Deuce! ...Deuce?
This was an actual transcription of a conversation between these two gentlemen on a cold, stormy night last week. Well, Sitz fixed Cinematic Attic so that anyone can comment! You just type in your comment, Read more [...] For your health: Write comments!
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Deuce: Sitz! No one can comment on Cinematic Attic unless they have a WordPress account!
Sitz: You're crapping with me, right?!
Deuce: No, man, seriously.
Sitz: We gotta do something...now!
Deuce: No, YOU gotta do something, 'cause I'm too lazy, ok? [click]
Sitz: Wait! Deuce! ...Deuce?
This was an actual transcription of a conversation between these two gentlemen on a cold, stormy night last week. Well, Sitz fixed Cinematic Attic so that anyone can comment! You just type in your comment, Read more [...] 
I've been waiting since December 25th to post this very special announcement. Even though this is a big part of it, I'm not announcing that my wife, Sam, gave me a projector for Christmas. What I want to announce is that... Djake, Sam, and I successfully watched a whole movie, using the projector...outside under the stars. The way movies were meant to be watched. As Joe Bob Briggs says, "The drive-in will never die." Or, in this case, the backyard theatre...
We were celebrating May the 4th, National 
Happy Star Wars Day, everybody! Be sure to enjoy a Star Wars movie or two, or three... or six if you're into that. Other activities you might think about to help you in the celebration:
1) Pull the ears off a Gundark.
2) Drink blue milk.
3) Head on over to your nearest Tosche Station and pick up some power converters.
4) Stand on your head and float a rock with your mind.
5) Enjoy a good ol' fashioned game of Dejarik. Just remember, though, to let the wookie win.
6) Adopt an Ewok. If you're 
I only started to watch this since Coleen Camp was in it. She played Yvette in the movie Clue. The movie was pretty bad, but still, at least, a little enjoyable. Christopher Lee was in it, surprisingly, but the best part was the band, playing awesome 80s girl power-pop. Good stuff.
I would only give this a 9/17. Watch it just for the band. It expires from Netflix on June 1st. 
Boring and annoying at the same time, this documentary focused on the life of Charles Bedaux, switching (without any warning whatsoever) between his ins and outs during WWII and his extravagant expedition of the Canadian Rockies. Interesting fellow, but just another rich guy investing mostly in himself.
10/17 on the Sitz-Scale. It expires from Netflix streaming on June 1st, but I don't highly recommend it. Anybody ever heard of this dude? 
This two-person review of "Life of Pi" will take you back to the good ol' days of the World Wrestling Federation. Sitzman already called that he was Ultimate Warrior, but it's yet to be determined who Deuce will be. Hulk Hogan? André the Giant? Jake the Snake? Only one way to find out--read on!