You thought it wasn’t possible, but Dustin manages to fit in yet another Holiday classic. New Year’s Evil!

Remember your New Year’s? It was almost three weeks, ago, I know. I had meant to watch this back then, but…

So, Netflix angers me from time to time. It usually happens when I plan out movie schedules for myself. I do this so I’m never searching for something when I’m ready to watch. Yeah, I’m so awesome. Anyhoo, I have been planning to watch New Year’s Evil ever since I saw it was available on Netflix streaming back in October. I knew it would take me a few days to watch (that’s just how I watch movies during these trying times), so on December 30th, I popped my popcorn, grabbed my box of Gobstoppers, but on my jam-jams, told Sam not to bother me for 91 minutes, fired up the iPad, maneuvered my way to the Netflix app, searched for New Year’s Evil, and… nothing. Nothing. Nothing? Nothing! NOTHING!! This has happened before, but this time was the last. Netflix seems to love pulling movies from their library without warning. What’s up with that? So, long story short (too late), I decided to try Amazon Prime since they had New Year’s Evil. So, yeah, it’s taken me nearly three weeks to watch this holiday slasher epic… If it wasn’t for Downtown Abbey, I probably would’ve had this in the bag first week of January. Sorry it’s a little late…

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There’s this guy. He looks like an extremely normal dude, normal 1980 haircut, normal demeanor, could possibly even be some office executive that wears a suit every day. Except he’s not so normal, because he murders women every hour, on the hour, for every time zone (at least a few of them), on New Year’s Eve. The whole time, though, we know he’s coming after this one lady who is hosting a live New Year’s show on tv. So, there’s some build up, using each successive murder to get closer and closer to the end. This is the structure of the film, and after each kill he gets on the phone and calls this lady (using a weird voice disguiser) and tells her, in so many words, you’re next! Well, the ending seems inevitable, but there’s a decent twist with 20 minutes left. Then it ended pretty well, and even set itself up for a sequel, which, I do believe there is a string of…

I really liked this film, actually. It had a great progression of the story, Amazon (or someone) did a great digital transfer, there was good music (punk AND disco!!), and great 80s nostalgia (track suits, lots of make-up, big hair, a drive-in movie theatre, and mustaches). The score was interesting, and upon some investigation of when the movie was released, I believe the composer ripped off the Friday the 13th score. Friday the 13th was released in May 1980, while New Year’s Evil was released in December of the same year. I didn’t think the movie was that scary and any suspense was lost because the killer was shown from the very beginning, and he wasn’t scary at all like most 80s slashers were. I’d definitely make this a New Year’s staple, for sure, though!

Horror, 6/10. Script, 7/10. 80s nostalgia, 10/10. Overall, 8/10. Deuce says check it out! Available on Amazon Prime. NOT Netflix.

3 thoughts on “You thought it wasn’t possible, but Dustin manages to fit in yet another Holiday classic. New Year’s Evil!

  1. Hey Deuce!

    Good review, and I have to admit that it does sound interesting. So is this actually a GOOD 8/10, or a weird one like “Robocop Vampires, Inc.” or whatever the name of the movie we watched on New Year’s Eve was? Because you also gave that an 8/10.

    I think you see where I’m going with this…

    Yep, that’s why the 17-point scale is better. More precision. Keep it in mind.

    Have a good weekend!

  2. Hm… Maybe I shouldn’t have had that last gin gimlet, because I don’t remember giving RoboVampire an 8. In fact, I actually don’t count watching it since we didn’t even have the sound on and it was mostly for awesome 80s ambiance!

    Anyhoo, I would probably say that New Year’s Evil was better, from what I saw of RoboVampire. Also, I know everyone may think that I just enjoy watching these “b-movies”, more for a novelty effect perhaps, but I actually think they’re GOOD. I can’t explain it. I know they’re lower quality, but that doesn’t make a movie less enjoyable to watch. It’s all about the experience for me, and if I have a lot of fun watching a movie, then I can’t say it’s bad. I would love for you to watch it and see what you think!

  3. Hey Deuce,

    I think it must have been the gin gimlet, because I’m almost sure you gave it an 8. In any case, I’d be all for two scales, one for A movies and one for B movies. Just like the major and minor leagues, maybe? Because I agree that crappy B movies with the sound off can indeed be great, but they’re not likely to knock the likes of “The Godfather” off its perch.

    Sitzman

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